Most bone-jarring alarm clock ever?
Apparently, this video was made to win some sort of radio contest, but according to the clip’s host, he’s been waking up to this mistreatment every morning for four years. (and no doubt, scaring away all the dorm roommates his student housing authority could toss at him)
Also, not for those who sleep with their tongues hanging anywhere past their teeth. I do, however think this guy should run with the idea a little bit. Maybe not for the masochistic section of bed, bath & beyond, but maybe there’s a future in marital aid/massaging beds and furniture?

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