The Home Crowd

I stumbled upon a scan earlier today from the May 1962 issue of Playboy magazine of the “Playboy Townhouse” for the affluent, on-the-go, bachelor.  It’s a beautiful rendering done by Humen Tan (I really hope that’s not his/her real name) of a design commissioned to designer R. Donald Jaye by playboy to highlight the swingin’ bachelor lifestyle.  This great example of 60′s modern life is captured in this article with furnishings and furniture for which some have remained stylish and modern decades later.

The section of the townhouse highlights the spatial and elemental qualities of the townhouse…the central pool, the open air under a retractable skylight, the teak wood paneling, and lots and lots of concrete.  This rendering also explains the space usage by it’s contents, most of which were specified in the townhouse article.

Note that the servants quarters at the bottom right are not furnished, seeing as how no bachelor outside of Bruce Wayne should be living in the city with a butler anyhow.  Also, a modern design feature that would be scrubbed first after the first estimate is the concrete waffle slab used for the floors.  They might as well have put the garage on the roof as strong, overbuilt and expensive as that would be.  But they’re dreaming out loud, so we’ll side with artistic license on that one.

And what better bachelor bed that the rotating playboy bed, highlighted in an earlier article of the magazine.  Great spot for entertaining ‘guests’, it rotates 360 degrees to face the fireplace or the television with built in conveniences such as telephone, refrigerator and bar.  And who wouldn’t want to watch some TV on that mammoth 21-inch screen.  They didn’t specify what kind of TV it was, but I do vaguely recall George Jetson calling Mr. Spacely over it from time to time.

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I’ve seen Esquire’s list of “75 skills every man should master” around a few times lately, and though I’d chime in, seeing as how…

1. It’s a great list
2. Esquire’ is a men’s magazine, but certainly women can master these skills as well. Thing is, the main reason men are mastering these skills is to impress the ladies. Let us have that, huh?
3. There’s some quality home-related skills most of us should brush up on. If you haven’t learned them, it’s a great reminder.
4. It was time for a new list, as mine has grown stale (see below)

Understandably, some of us just won’t have the drive to take on the entire list, and some items you just wouldn’t care for anyhow. But here are some of the relevant entries I took note of.

14. Chop down a tree. Know your escape path. When the tree starts to fall, use it.

(Also, chop down a tree in good weather, My first experience was chopping down our xmas tree in 2 feet of snow. The trunk, was frozen, and halfway through I’d only wished that santa would bring me a chainsaw….right then)

15. Calculate square footage. Width times length.

(Perfectly useful if you’re measuring a rectilinear space. Not a useful explanation. Instead, find the floorplans and your tape measure, for more help, see the explanation here at about.com)

16. Tie a bow tie.

(There was an explanation with that one, but it’ll never happen, not with me, not without a tux. That’s one fashion don’t that’s about as dead as a hitler-esque moustache)

7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill.

Buy The Way to Cook, by Julia Child. Try roasting. Braising. Broiling. Slow-cooking. Pan searing. Think ragouts, fricassees, stews. All of this will force you to understand the functionality of different cuts. In the end, grilling will be a choice rather than a chore, and your Weber will become a tool rather than a piece of weekend entertainment.

(Julia Child??? What century was this writer born in? Granted, a master grillmaster who can bend a vegan’s will is certainly bound for greatness. However, I haven’t seen a cookbook without Rachel Ray’s face plastered over it in years.)

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He might as well, it doesn’t seem as if he’ll be driving anywhere soon.

After recent rains near the Illinois river. Good thing is, he built on a high spot.

(From Bits & Pieces)

Now what kid growing up didn’t dream of having a hidden passageway in their house.  Damn near every episode of scooby doo had one, and just as many movies with spooky mansion were required to sport a hidden passageway.

I’d always thought it’d be great someday when I built a house that it would have a hidden passageway, but would probably be more of a do-it-yourself task than I was prepared to take on.

Fortunately, Creative Home Engineering of Tempe, Arizona has taken on the task of manufacturing different types of passageways, and thus saving ourselves from disastrous cabinets which would likely come off its hinges on the eighth use and landing squarely on our feet.  However, I believe it’s common knowledge that you can sustain acceptable balance with at least 7 toes.

Maybe you have that den/home office which has become so overgrown with clutter that it’s become an eyesore to all who walk past it.  Well, a hidden passageway would cover that up nicely.  More importantly, in these times where home invasion robberies are more and more frequent, the prospect of a more secure hiding space could be quite valuable.  Sure you’ve got that fire-proof safe, and it’s tucked in the closet somewhere, only to be quickly discovered.  But it’s so heavy!  Who could lift it?  Yeah, it’ll take a couple of people, they won’t press their ear against your safe and crack it right there.  They will lift it out, if not hook it up to the tow hook of the getaway car and drag it outside, load it up, and crack it open later.

From the pictures above, the quality of workmanship already looks better than the commercial door hinges I’d likely try to force onto my own passageway.  The picture below, I find very entertaining, as it reminds me of The Munsters, lacking of course, “spot”, the fire breathing dragon/monster/creature living under the stairs.  But instead, it’s a nice hiding spot in a split-level home.

From Creative Home Engineering (via BallerHouse)

I’m not sure how many waterskiers this rig can tow, and actually doubt it’s ever left its foundation/boat slip. But wouldn’t that be hilarious? If the neighborhood went to hell, you could just pull up anchor and head south to Oregon… head north to Canada… um, yeah.. better off finding another spot a mile away.

The Houseboat (Floating home) from ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ can be yours for an even $2,500,000. But with that, you can retreat back to 1993, before Tom Hanks’ Oscars and Meg Ryan was America’s sweetheart. I remember vividly though thinking how great that would be to walk out on the deck and be so close to the water.

(From Coldwell Banker via Zillow Blog – Which was the source of previous Famous Homes)

This was featured on the front page of the San Jose Mercury News a couple of days ago. There’s a non-profit housing developer in San Jose which developed a 17 unit condo property blocks away from San Jose State Univ. aimed at the affordable housing crowd. Problem is, out of those 17 available ‘affordable’ units, only one has been sold in the eight months since ‘for sale’ signs went up. I’m not even sure if that’s counting the amount of time this project has been up for pre-sale.

Wait, what? The ‘affordable’ homes are supposed to be snatched up really quick, right? Well, yeah, in most markets they are, so long as they’re “Affordable”. These condos started out expensive, and have just received a price cut to “not as expensive”.

Two-bedroom condos at Villa Almendra once priced at $535,000 now are offered at $450,000. The units come with new appliances, two-car garages and granite countertops.

(From the San Jose Mercury News)

Now, of course, to qualify for affordable housing in santa clara county, the household (up to four) can’t earn an income of more than $84,900 annually. And with loan incentives, the mortgage payment can be brought down to a little over $2,300 a month. That is of course, before HOA fees, taxes, insurance, etc.

So, ‘Affordable’??? Not even close. However, many would be quick to point out that the San Jose/Silicon Valley area is one of the most expensive markets in the U.S. And right you are, if not THE most expensive metropolitan area in the country. From this I bring in the home cost-per-square-foot factor into the mix. Right now, the average cost-per-square-foot for the average home in this country is somewhere around $130 per square foot. In the major housing markets it has traditionally been more.

(From the Wall Street Journal)

And there it is! The writing on the Wall. San Jose checks in at $437 per square foot for a home, well above the $394 San Francisco and $286 New York,NY per-square-foot figures. Now you’d figure that an ‘affordable’ housing project would be considerably below that $437 magic number.

Well, according to the developer’s latest promotional material (http://www.nhssv.org/files/villa%20almandra.pdf), the average price per-square-foot was originally $412. With no sales, they dropped the price to $390 per-square-foot on average. From what the San Jose Mercury News article said, they’ve apparently dropped the price again. And on top of that, but has offered a free Prius to one of the next 8 buyers.

However, now the developer has opened up the sales to anyone, not just those who qualify into the ‘affordable’ category. So if you’ve got an available $2,300+ a month to live in a duplex/triplex condo, you’re in luck, because anyone who may have considered these properties previously, just stuck with commuting or found something actually affordable.

What should this project have been? A higher-density project instead of 6 separate duplex/triplex condo buildings sharing a double-loaded parking alley. Whose kids are realistically going to play on that 5 foot strip of front yard anyhow?

No word yet if the lone property owner is left holding the bag, covering the entire HOA responsibility for the whole project, paying landscapers for the upkeep.